(Video footage of the slaughter will be made available to all those who would consider challenging Vultorb's reign)
Earth- A small and insignifcant resistance movement mounted by the human species today was quickly quelled, its leaders executed, and all its bases, supplies, and supporters decimated, according to a press statement provided by Vultorb's elite robot army. Rallying the tattered remains of humanity around the cause of survival and the threat of extermination, the humans rallied a sizeable force on their former homer planet of Earth. They managed to overthrow their robot enslavers for a brief time, suffering heavy losses and significant causualties, and declared Earth to be "Free from the chains of the evil Vultorb once and for all! We will not perish under the control of such a creature! Humanity is free!" The all powerful Vultorb, the supreme being of the universe, quickly dispatched a squadron of enforcer 'bots to remove the thorn from his intergalactic side. Slaughtering thousands, the enforcer bots regained control of Earth in a matter of minutes and declared Earth to be "Once again under the benevolent and reassuring control of all powerful Vultorb, all hail him!" Sparing a few survivors for scientific study, the robot conquerers then left the now desolate planet to return home to Omicron Vega 7, where they will be featured in a victory parade set for this Saturday afternoon. Video footage of the rebels being maimed and mutilated will be shown on the big screen after the parade as a warning to all those who would dare threaten Vultorb's reign.
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