TEENAGER SMOKES MARIJUANA, HAS GREAT TIME WITH FEW SIDE EFFECTS
Grand Rapids, MI- 16 year old Michael Donnelly and two of his friends reportedly had an "awesome" time yesterday afternoon after acquiring one gram of marijuana from Donnelly's older brother. The three teens used a novelty corncob pipe they purchased at a gas station to consume the cannabis, and weren't entirely sure what to expect. Harry Stevenson, one of the participants, reported feelings of nervousness before they lit up: "I was pretty nervous actually. I'd seen people smoke pot in movies and on TV, and it looked like it would be pretty fun. But then I'd heard all kinds of bad things about it from my parents, from my school, and of course Officer DARE back in middle school. So I was pretty confused about what it was actually going to be like. But it turned out to be sweet. Really sweet." The trio of wanna-be stoners rode their Huffy bikes to the deserted lot behind their old elementary school to toke up. After inhaling all three went into violent coughing spasms, but soon found themselves giggling uncontrollably. After Donnelly quote "started doing this robot dance thing and making beeping noises" they all fell over laughing in the knee high grass. They friends reiterated several times how much they loved each other and at some point got out an iphone to listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Listening to "Californication," the teens laughed at funny cloud shapes and then got into a "really, really deep conversation" about "God and stuff". After a few hours, the effects reportedly wore off and the three were able to return home to eat an entire box of Captain Crunch cereal with Crunchberries.
(The three friends plan to get more devil's lettuce and "schmoke it up again")
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