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PROTESTS CONTINUE IN EGYPT AGAINST CORRUPT RULER, LED BY YOUNG VAGABOND AND HIS PET MONKEY
(Egypt's leadership, a long-time U.S. ally, is struggling to control the protests and has promised to use dark magic if necessary to restore order and keep grips on power)
Cairo, Egypt- Riot police and the country's military continued to clash with protesters Friday, though the movement shows no sign of slowing down as its leader, a local transient and convicted thief known only as Aladdin, continues to rally the people around him for support. The country's dictatorial leader, Jafar, is still trying to quash the rebellion but imprisoning the movement's young leader proved unsuccessful as he employed the help of a genie to escape and regroup his efforts. Also helping to organize the protesters is Aladdin's pet monkey Apu, who is known for his fiery rhetoric and adorable eyes.
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